![]() ![]() You would never consider allowing any fluid even remotely resembling urine to touch your beloved TURNTABLES. > Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable. Neither of you really gives a shit about this game or has any intention of playing it, but you'll be damned if you'll let that get in the way of your campaign of one-upmanship. You've labeled them with your name in BOLD RED PRINT to distinguish them from your BRO's copies, who labeled his in kind. You can't imagine how a video game could save someone's life, and in any case, you're quite sure no one you know is in any danger.Īnyway, these are your copies of the beta you received in the mail recently. > Dave: Get the damn beta and save your friend's life! > Dave: Quickly retrieve arms from cinderblocks. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. ![]() You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS. Your BEDROOM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked. This guy doesn't have time for this sort of bullshit. That's a cool dude's way of letting you know there might just be hope for you yet. And if you were right, he might nod ever so slightly. Busy being totally sweet.īut you could always try to guess his name. But he probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you asked. A cool dude like this probably has a real cool name. There's this really cool dude, ok? He's standing around being all chill, like cool dudes are known to do sometimes.
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